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Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.
Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"
by MudOnMe November 5, 2011
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Toe Nail Toby

When a guy is pleasuring a girl. He sticks his toe nail up the girls vagina and causes her to fell a chilly sensation
Girl: No Not the toe nail toby
Guy: Yeah Get that shit GOOD
by Zenunhass June 23, 2011
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Toe Nail Legend

a upper lip smeller (kjay) with a crusty BIG TOE that also has fungus. and smells like dabreon lip
Toe nail legend is here.
by UrFavDarksin July 24, 2020
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Toe nail

The remnants of a once packed weed pipe, a stale hit
(guy # 1) Is there anything left in that thing?
(guy # 2) Nah I think it's toe nail.
by Brian Couto January 10, 2009
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Dog toe nail soup

Dog toenail soup is very yummy soup mixed with dog toe nails yum yum yum.
I would like some yummy Dog toe nail soup please yum yum yum
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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pink toe-nail

A slang term used for a dog's erect penis.
Gizmo's pink toe-nail was so big it nearly touched the ground!
by ih8crackas September 12, 2010
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toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.
If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.
by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010
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