Titanic AKA: "Failboat" It was a ship built with 16 water tight compartments, and deemed to be unsinkable, however on Failboat's maiden voyage, she struck an ice burg, opening the first 5 compartments to the sea, besides striking along the side, the ship also ran aground over the ice burg, as ice burgs are larger under water than the surface, this caused damage to the Failboat's double bottom. Causing flooding in areas of the ship 15 feet in from the hull, coming from below. Likely from the double bottom being severely damaged.
The Failboat's pumps were only able to pump out about 10% of the water that was coming in. And though the total damage was only about 12 feet square (4 meters square) the ship was doomed, and sank 2 and a half hours later, killing more than 1,500 people, many of which froze to death in the freezing Atlantic.
To this day, Titanic is refered to as RMS Failboat. Because of the legendary fail that happened on that cold April night in 1912.
Partially to blame is humanity, believing that not even an act of god can sink a ship, too much trust in technology. That and the noobs that were in charge of writing laws up, instead of having enough life boats for each person on board, instead stated that lifeboat capacity was determined on the tonnage of a vessel.
The Failboat's pumps were only able to pump out about 10% of the water that was coming in. And though the total damage was only about 12 feet square (4 meters square) the ship was doomed, and sank 2 and a half hours later, killing more than 1,500 people, many of which froze to death in the freezing Atlantic.
To this day, Titanic is refered to as RMS Failboat. Because of the legendary fail that happened on that cold April night in 1912.
Partially to blame is humanity, believing that not even an act of god can sink a ship, too much trust in technology. That and the noobs that were in charge of writing laws up, instead of having enough life boats for each person on board, instead stated that lifeboat capacity was determined on the tonnage of a vessel.
Milton S Hershey was supposed to have sailed on RMS Failboat (Titanic) on his return to the US with his wife. But then at the last moment a change of plans, saved him from a likely cold wet grave.
by forwardbias May 10, 2010
the best movie of all time. throughout watching the movie you sit there and hope jack doesn't die, because leonardo di caprio is the most sexiest man alive. it's a look an older and longer version of the song "someone like you" by adele, making you want to sit there and cry while you stuff your face with icecream and wonder why your love life can't be like that.
girl one: me and jimmy just broke up.
girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?
girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.
girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?
girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.
by iamsillychild January 15, 2012
The Titanic is when you are getting head in a hot tub and the girl is underwater blowing you. You wait, and when she comes up for air, you hit her in the face with a big bag of ice.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gave that girl a Titanic last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"
Guy 2: "Nice man, how did it go?"
Guy 1: "It was awesome man, I hit her with the ice and screamed 'Never Let Go!'"
by DamianSolari February 19, 2009
The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.
by AYB April 21, 2003
When two men interact in a sexual manner. Specifically, one man stands in front of the other. His intimate companion stands behind, penis inserted inside the other's anus, one arm around his lover's chest and his other hand holding the other's manhood. The man in front stands with his arms spread wide, akin to Rose from Titanic. This move may be accompanied by a well known Celine Dion track, although this is optional.
Bailey and Dan said they were straight, but apparently they did a Titanic at the pub the other night.
by DanteRhodesWatts May 24, 2017
Originally the name of an Olympic class ocean liner built and launched in 1912 (And sinking in the same year on it's maiden voyage) Titanic usually refers to when a situation is degrading rapidly with the girl you're chatting up and your chances of "getting in" are dropping fast.
A Titanic situation can be avoided with proper preparation of resources such as deodorant and in some cases, basic knowledge of the individual.
A Titanic situation can be avoided with proper preparation of resources such as deodorant and in some cases, basic knowledge of the individual.
Guy one to his mate guy two: "Shit that was horrible, that went down faster than the titanic" Two: "What happened? Did you let her go jack?"
by The 11th Doctor July 22, 2016
A shit so big that when you first look at it you assume it can't be flushed, despite your doubts you attempt to flush it with great success.
Mike: "Man I was so sure that shit wasn't goin' down, then it was gone in one flush!"
Jamal: Dats a titanic yo!
Jamal: Dats a titanic yo!
by Maddymw August 27, 2008