Titus

If you meet a Titus you will become the happiest person in the world, so stay with him. He is the sexiest, nicest, most loving person you'll ever meet. He will "love" you until you're sore if you let him. He's thoughtful and cares about the way you feel. He will become the love of your life just like he became mine.

Girl: are you chapstick because I'd love to rub you all over my mouth
Ti: no I'm actually a Titus

by Tituslover30 November 26, 2018

Titus

Titus is a very funny guy who can make anyone laugh. He can be kind sometimes but is very self-centered, Lots of girls will probably like him. He is very creative in arts and music. And their horoscope will most likely be Leo.

Person 1 (Titus): *talks to girls*
Person 2: he is probably a titus!

by WhatALozerrrrrr May 14, 2018

Titus Lux

Titus is always a loser and is bipolar

Damn, that Titus Lux kid is really bipolar and is really cool

by ClearlySnacks December 6, 2018

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009

Titus Aduxass

A Roman emperor who remained a gay virgin throughout his life.

Titus Aduxass ripped out a very loud sounding fart while hanging with his homo homies at the Pantheon. One by one they each looked around before shouting out en masse "Virgin."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Titusville

Tiny town of central florida complete with all sorts of people from the gangstas to the rednecks to the annoying preps. You won't find much to do around here except maybe the beach but other than that most people will get drunk or simply do each other. There is small town gossip around here and you may hear people jokingly call this place "Tit-Us-Ville." We also see the shuttle going up occasionaly and must deal with tourists crowding our roads whom don't know how to drive nor park correctly.

I couldn't find the exit off the highway to get to titusville, did I pass it already?

by crazysweet December 21, 2009

Titus

A man who is admired by all others. Kind of shy, but underneath the immense biceps and and kind hearted soul, there lies his ginormous Johnson that pleases all women, all the time.

I wish I was like Titus.

stud enormopenis great handsome

by Arseblaster17 April 25, 2016