A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo
nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your
local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you'
re one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "
BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE
TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY
WILL SPANK YOU."