National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

National throw short people day by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

National throw short people day by The cuh October 27, 2021

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

National throw short people day by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

National throw short people day by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

National Throw Almost Short People Day by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

National Throw the Short People Day

October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.

Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom

National Throw the Short People Day by Gray57 May 6, 2022

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020