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Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.
All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.
by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011
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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
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three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.
The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.
by EZyaytez March 30, 2008
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Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!
“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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Jazz and three

An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.
Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.

or

Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!
by Cubfuggerly February 23, 2007
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Jimmy The Three

A retarted person with the ability to skull 3 pints in 34 mintues.
1. Oh that disabled kid just jimmy the three'd himself
by Sarah, USA April 4, 2009
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Justice for the three against the Silluminati

This is a popular phrase in the discord roleplay server Shriggia and other servers including Srabia, USS, Shednekia, ETC. This phrase is mostly used by the people in the revolutionary side against the Republic. It states "Justice for three" meaning justice for the three characters who were killed by the "Silluminati" in the roleplay server which was started in 2019, Xia Xenos, Shalter and Sarash Borhani. Both were killed by high ranking officials who rig elections every year to make sure they remain in control of "Shriggia". The revolutionary members call them the Silluminati.
Sanoto Reporter : So, Shustin and Edward, what do you think of the recent usage of the phrase "Justice for the three against the Silluminati"?

Edward : Well, I can't really comment on this as the Silluminati doesn't exist. I am the president. If something like the Silluminati existed, I would be the first to know about it.

Shustin : Exactly. I'm tired of all the Silluminati accusations. Silluminati isn't real. It's never existed and never will under our control.
by Hadahuda August 7, 2023
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