the amount of times you are able to listen to the song "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls, without beginning to cry.
Try as he may, Jon could feel a lump in his throat as the song came to a close. His Iris Threshold was one.
by bronomyous December 5, 2011
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"Hey, why are we taking a hot air balloon to the moon instead of a rocket?"
"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"
"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"
by Zephaire January 1, 2009
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A girl named Ashley who is also white trash. Behaviors include heavy cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption. Also has the tendency to have sex with as many guys possible. Has zero financial management skills, tending to pay all bills by money order. Considers places such as Rent-a-Center as a viable option to obtain furniture and appliances. Usually possesses no drivers license and has previous stints in jail. Vocabulary is laced with profanity in all most all utterred sentences. Possesses no post secondary education or has dropped out from first semester of college. Usually addicted to watching daytime soap operas and bad reality TV shows.
by foundaboutu August 9, 2010
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Dan: Dude, did you see Ashley at the bar? I think she's trying to get those three guys to triple team her and then hot karl her.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
by Teleboner April 30, 2009
Get the Trashley mug.young adults in the metal scene who are deliberately trendy in metal "fashion". spray-on black jeans and band t-shirts (make sure you cant actually read the band name), with a beard, sleeve tattoos and large ear plugs form the basis. Can be described as "dressing bogan but smelling slogan"
by T Willy B January 13, 2008
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John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.
Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.
Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-
by Mast of the World October 8, 2011
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That's because you have a low bullshit threshold.
That's because you have a low bullshit threshold.
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