Bella Thorne

a dyslexic redhead best known for her role on Shake It Up as CeCe Jones.

Billy: What is dyslexia pops?

Pops: Well son, dyslexia is that girl Bella Thorne.

by TTYLXOXBITCH November 27, 2017

thorken

To search the beach for expired seagulls and suck the decaying gases from their rectums.

Boy 1: Have you seen Bob, he is really late again?

Boy 2: Ya, the Laubenator is down thorken by the ocean again. we should probably go on ahead. He'll be awhile.

by Houdini_2U November 27, 2012

Thorpeing

When you over-think a situation to the point that it becomes detrimental to the problem you are trying to solve.

We were trying to go to lunch, but Harry was "thorpeing" it and we ended up running out of time.

by ch0da1920 May 19, 2014

Thorgasm

When a girl orgasms at an extreme level, shoots lightning out of her hands, and grows a beard.

Dave: Have you seen Marie today?
Me: Yeah bro, I made her Thorgasm yesterday

by Kane Thorverton June 19, 2013

thorgal

guy with shitty midget dick. only like 1/8th of an inch short. Often confused with a tranny.

girl #1: Hey is that thorgal?
girl#2: ya. He has a midget dick though stay away

by Niggamanhair January 11, 2014

David Thorne

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011

thorgeous

Seeming powerful or reckless.

That blow was thorgeous.

by Skyfall a.k.a. Akash March 8, 2014