Thonking

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G

John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?

by EcxsVoc June 14, 2017

thonk

past tense of think

she thonk about her past

by paulrudd June 22, 2018

thonk

A very overused emoji which has multiple meanings depending on the context it is used.

What the thonk

by ItzSomebody February 22, 2020

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

thonking

Derivative of 'thinking'. Used to describe two or more intellectuals engaging in sexual activities together.

Did you see that crazy drawing that's been going around of Ayn Rand and Sigmund Freud thonking? I think it broke my brain.

It being Ancient Greece and all, do you think Socrates and Plato ever thonked?

by superfreak2 December 08, 2014

thonking

this word was invented when one day a.j. collins was talking with me and amy gleeson on msn. he said he was thonking about something. so i said it should be used as a word for people that are supposedly thinking when we know they really dont think at all.

what was i thinking?!
you werent, you were thonking.

by caitlin September 01, 2004

thonk

(singular: Thonk)(plural: Thonks) (Origin: Greek) A bitch that wont leave u the fuck alone

similar to: thot, poutana, malaka, hoe, whore and hooker

eg: Abbey wtf ur such a thonk go suck a dick u fucking thonk
eg 2: thonks be mad fucking niggas be tripping gay thonks

by Footyblues09 November 12, 2019