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They don't have maps

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)
Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps
by hung up October 31, 2007
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A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
by Mr. Roflecopter October 17, 2011
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
by Bill gronos July 1, 2009
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Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.
Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013
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they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society
they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?
by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010
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fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
by user name 007 May 16, 2010
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joke em if they can't take a fuck!

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!
by pancho sancho June 5, 2010
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