Thea is a smart, athletic, popular girl whom just about every man admires and every woman probably wants to be like.
But for three notable flaws in her character (an inability to maintain a kitchen to acceptable levels of hygiene and general cleanliness, a disinclination to talk at length about trains, and an apparent willingness to date men who are probably beneath her) she would unquestionably be #girlfriendgoals to the max.
Girlfriend: I'm not jealous... but should I be jealous of that woman?
Boyfriend: Yeah not going to lie, you probably should be to be honest
Girlfriend: Yeah, fair call
Bloke 1: Mate who was that cool girl you were just talking to?!
Bloke 2: Ah yeah, that was Thea, the one I was telling you about who explicitly told me she doesn't care that much for trains
Bloke 1: True? Too bad ay, it's a damn shame
Bloke 2: Fucken oath it is
someone that has severe skillage (african butt disease). People avoid thea because her stench can be lethal. She does not seek treatment for her disease despite thousands of people pleading for her to, some even offering cash incentives.
Someone who is a great friend, they always find a way to make people laugh, even if your having a bad day Thea will always find a way to make it better. <333