lube the tube 

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

lube the tube by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Hit The Tube 

verb- The a act of two or more friends watching Youtube videos and discussing them through IM, Text, Chat, etc.

David: Ill talk to you later

Mark: Wanna play football later?

David: No lets just Hit The Tube

Mark: Yay

Hit The Tube by TinoDag November 3, 2010

down the tube 

Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.

Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)

That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.

down the tube by Telephony October 8, 2018

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob. 

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.

Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob. by 3737 May 20, 2010

swirl the tube 

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

swirl the tube by bkitten3 November 20, 2016

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube 

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007