To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"
by feed me paper August 2, 2018
Get the Tour Of The Undercarriage mug.A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.
Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.
by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010
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The Fame Ball Tour was the first-ever tour by pop artist Lady GaGa. The tour was to promote GaGa's debut studio album The Fame. Much of the ticket proceeds went to charity.
Each performance was intricately planned out by GaGa. She would appear onstage in an innovative new outfit designed by herself and the Haus of GaGa especially for that performance, followed by a video interlude to the next segment.
The show recieved positive critical reception and much praise from her fans.
Each performance was intricately planned out by GaGa. She would appear onstage in an innovative new outfit designed by herself and the Haus of GaGa especially for that performance, followed by a video interlude to the next segment.
The show recieved positive critical reception and much praise from her fans.
"Guess what? I just got tickets for The Fame Ball Tour!"
"Fat chance. The tour ended in May."
"...Did I say The Fame Ball Tour? I meant the..."
"Fat chance. The tour ended in May."
"...Did I say The Fame Ball Tour? I meant the..."
by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009
Get the The Fame Ball Tour mug.What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
by Nyxie September 26, 2010
Get the Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?! mug.When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.
by shreks illegal brother June 1, 2021
Get the The Tourniquet mug.A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps.
Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.
Step 2: Seduce said bitch.
Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.
Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.
Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.
There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.
Step 2: Seduce said bitch.
Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.
Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.
Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.
There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
"You wont believe it, Betty. I was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, Im pregnant. I hate The Tourist"!
"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."
"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."
by Teh Fader March 20, 2008
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