mud on the tires

When a girl wants to lose her virginity.

Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"

Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!

or

I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!

Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!

by wildcats12 March 4, 2009

Balding the tires

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Kick the tires and light the fires

To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.

Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.

or

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.

by rrinskeep March 21, 2011

fight the tired

after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.

"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"

by wawawoowa September 18, 2009

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023