dog shit on the table

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

head of the table

Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.

I am The Head of the Table.

If they don't respect us then who are we.

by That Madness December 10, 2020

anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007

under the table

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.

He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004

bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

by san diego mama January 8, 2012

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014