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the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
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The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)
Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf
by minority426 December 24, 2009
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The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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the smurfs

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!
by random_bulldog August 31, 2003
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the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.
Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.
by Afi K. James October 30, 2003
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the smurfs

damn those commies! i mean smurfs
by andrew yeh December 14, 2003
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The Smurfette

Take a bitch into a Porta Shitter and rail her from behind. Start very quietly say "oh yeah Smurfette" Progressively get louder until the unsuspecting bitch asks you "who is Smurfette" Promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say " YOU'RE SMURFETTE BITCH!!! " You can also use Cunt if you prefer.
Hey Jarett ! I just gave your mom the Smurfette!
by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010
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