by the skin of my tits

A funny version of the classic phrase " The skin of my teeth" but replace the teeth with tits

Holy shit man ! I just got out of there by the skin of my tits!

by Tacos 'n Tits March 5, 2017

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

white knuckle ride on the skin bus

to masterbate at great speed

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

by Spunky Manker August 10, 2007

playing the skin banjo

A term for female masturbation

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.

by cozyrosie April 13, 2015

Not Worth The Skin On Your Back

A piece of shit. Pond Scum. Gutter Garbage. A person who is not worth your time of day. Have you ever heard someone promise something on their skin. It's the ultimate commitment to a promise. Someone who isn't worth the skin on their back is someone who constantly never follows through with anything, and is 100 percent untrustworthy.

Yet again you disappointment me and don't do what you say you are going to do. You are not worth the skin on your back. I'm done.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016

thin in the skin

-Weak skinned or weak willed.
-the equivalent of calling someone a pussyboi

"Shit dude, you ain't asked out that girl you like yet?! You're so thin in the skin."

by kabootyhole98 December 12, 2017

Break The Skin

there is a lil vadoo skin and when the dinkle (or a tampon) goes in the vadoo it breaks the skin.

NO BRUH DONT STICK YOUR DINKLE IN HER... IT MIGHT BREAK THE SKIN

by tumblaswerve May 14, 2015