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The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
by VID-19 April 5, 2020
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Scoot the pooch

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.
"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"
by Tragonan January 22, 2009
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Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.
It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.
by Cough-man September 20, 2019
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Scoobs The Sesh God

Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.
Bro, i just tag teamed Scoobs The Sesh God with Cardinal Pell
by NiCHolas69420 March 26, 2019
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scoot the chewie

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.
tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie
by oldmate123 August 2, 2022
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The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.
"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."
by John P. Smith April 24, 2008
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The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking
Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"
by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009
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