Poder the Bano

The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”

Hey Mrs. Garcia, I’m going to poder the bano and there ain’t shit you can do to stop me

by ThaudSpanishLessons June 8, 2022

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007

poker in the brown eye

To engage in anal sex.

She wanted me to poker in the brown eye

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006

The international T-Pose day

The international T-Pose day is on the 18th June and celebrates the famous T-Pose. You can celebrate it by doing the Pose and chanting the Halo Theme with your boys

A:Did you know today is the international T-Pose Day?
B: No dude let’s sing the Halo Theme and pose with the boys

by TheDictoGuy June 18, 2018

Poo pooer in the poo

A term used to tell someone that they poop to loudly, violently, or to much.

"JOE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP BEING A POO POOER IN THE POO!!!"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023