The stoplight look away 

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

The stoplight look away by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021

Look what the selfie dragged in! 

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.

Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash

Look what the selfie dragged in! by daveblack September 16, 2018

Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it? 

It means, I loved you but I don't want to love you anymore, I've given up because I know I'm going to lose no matter what I do

Men(e.g name) Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it?

(e.g name) mahal kita NOON pero ayoko ng mahalin ka pa, suko nako kase alam ko naman na kahet anong gawin ko talo parin ako...

Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it? by Star at the sky January 9, 2022

look on the bright side is suicide 

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

look on the bright side is suicide by Wally April 16, 2004

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...

Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR by Bari April 21, 2005

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life 

A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian

I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.

:)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Eggy543 June 14, 2019

look like the cat swallowed the canary 

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

look like the cat swallowed the canary by a very tired student September 24, 2018