the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

The Happy Pickle

a whore house in the Potomac Maryland village where whores go to whore out. and horny men go get laid

I went to the Happy Pickle and came home with a happy pickle ;)

by happy pickle November 29, 2010

The Happy Misogynist

1. It's all mens fault because patriarchy
2. Never criticise women because patriarchy
3. Never have an opinion about feminism because patriarchy
4. All men are evil because patriarchy
5. Men never have anything bad happen in their lives, and if they did see point 1
6. Use as many shaming words as possible to silence men because patriarchy

Paul Elam has a different view on gender so took the title The Happy Misogynist, because patriarchy

by mattyblack June 17, 2017

The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 22, 2006

The Happy Stuff

Weed. Marijuana. Pot. All the stuff you pack into your bowl just to get high and have a good yime while listening to Closure by Chevelle, and watching all the colors on Windows Media Player......while you blacklight is on. Don't forget, if you have your litle black friend over with you, he will get the munchies and eat everything in your house.

Dude!! Gimme some of that happy stuff.

by CAT_INTHEHAT February 7, 2004

the happy gilmore

a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.

I pulled out my wood and pulled the happy gilmore that helpless slut.

by realtok November 12, 2011