Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

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Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST

"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

by ZShep January 14, 2021

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