The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

The Clap by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

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cheesy dick and minge syndrome

“harrison and his poor victims got the clap cos he cant wash his bendy willy :(“
“whats the clap?”
“chamydia🕺“

the clap by broimsosegsy January 11, 2022

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Abbreviation for Chlamydia, not the closely related Gonorrhea

Chlamydia is the most common viral STD among teenagers

Be careful, I heard Suzy has the Clap

the clap by Rad_ September 16, 2005

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When u fuck some stank ass skeeveee and u get the disease gonerrhea

You Jordan u bout to fuck Shelby nah that bitch got the clap

The clap by RealNYnigga December 13, 2017

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