Zamboni

A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions

Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?

by OccamsRzr April 23, 2020

zamboni

when you get finished on and you yell "Zamboni" to the guy who just busted a fat nut has to either snort his load or lick it up.

I was having a good night with Eilien until she called a "zamboni" on me.

by boneyard1 November 6, 2019

zamboni

A Guerilla dating tactic where you wait outside a drinking area such as a part of town with bars or pary school area at night in order to pick up drunk girls and and "drive them home"

Hey bud, I totally pulled a zamboni the other night in Rutgers. I met some hot redhead and we smashed at her place when I drove her home.

by fughetaboutit November 16, 2010

zamboni

A piece of fabric or cloth, usually a washcloth or old t-shirt, used to catch the sexy-time explosion during masturbation (male).

1. Man, I have not washed my zamboni in months. It's starting to feel like a piece of cardboard.

2. As Kevin woke up from a drunken stupor, he laughed when he noticed his best friend Mike was passed out on his floor and using his zamboni as a pillow.

by wpkiii January 28, 2005

Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler October 7, 2007

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009