Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021

a walk in the woods 

When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.

How were your garage sales? They were a walk in the woods. I took a walk in the woods on the deal.

a walk in the woods by benthere March 27, 2008

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004

lake of the woods

the literal best place on earth! whether you’re ski spotting your best friend or the one skiing, you’re having the time of your life. dancing in the mess hall, singing songs or happy birthday to you woo! on the benches, crocs, crazy counselors, making dances for decades night, and making long-lasting friendships. going to lwc is the best thing ever and leaving is the worst. #session3

lake of the woods is the best place on earth!! please publish this i have been trying it’s my overnight camp

lake of the woods by sydney arrandt February 5, 2019

a babe in the woods

a defenseless person; a naive, young person

He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.

a babe in the woods by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

babe in the woods

A person who seemingly knows nothing about a situation/something.

'C'mon, don't give me that babe in the woods routine'

babe in the woods by R.I.P Dimebag December 30, 2004