Tee!

A whining bitch.

God, that guy's always complaining about us using his ideas. What a Tee!

by Johnny J Shmoove March 23, 2007

Tee

Meaning to get something prepared or ready
Referring to a ball on a golf tee - ready/prepared for you to swing

Hey Bob, can you tee up a conference call at 12pm?
Jenny, I have your presentation teed up in the meeting room when you're ready

by mstsquared May 4, 2015

TEE

An acronym standing for "Total Erection Explosion". Used to signify the intense arousal of a man.

Ohhhh man. That bitch made me TEE off! I almost blasted it.

Awwww, I'm TEEin' off. Don't look guys.

by Mister Craze December 23, 2005

Tee tee slap

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.

I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.

by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012

tee

To kiss or make out with someone, same sex or not.

My new years resolution is to tee a whole lot more!

by peanutbutterjellytimeforrealz January 3, 2010

Tee

term used to describe/name a hot guy, who also posesses one or more other desirable characteristics, such as musically talented,a great cook,comedian and fantastic in bed.

"woah dude, your Tee is THAT good"
"hi, i'm Tee"

by bumblechum March 30, 2003

teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014