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saucy seabiscuit

the act of placing a womans soaking undergarments in her mouth while riding her like a horse.
see dick perform the saucy seabiscuit on jane...... go dick, go.
by meatsheath December 28, 2009
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Seabiscuit Senior

The fastest moving vehicle..thing known to man, traveling at a pace faster then the speed of light it fears nothing/no one.
Even when people try to harm it, Seabiscuit prevails.
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Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.
When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.
by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023
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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008
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dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.
“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”
by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018
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ride her like Seabiscuit

To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
Spanking is also not only acceptable but encouraged
Seabiscuit refers to the horse-racing film starring Tobey Maguire
Jack: How did you get on with Sally last night?
Dave: It was awesome, I managed to ride her like Seabiscuit!!
Jack gives Dave a high five
by youngybuh March 28, 2008
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Seabiscuit

When a woman sits on a mans face and rides his mouth either via the pussy or arse or both
Girl: omg im taking him home and im gonna ride his face to the finish line like seabiscuit!!

Boy: damn she sat on my face and rode me like seabiscuit, i thought i was gonna suffocate!!
by Deeptoke2017 July 12, 2017
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