The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"

The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

by Hacktheworld October 8, 2021

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

The Salty Wassik

After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.

The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.

He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik

- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.

by samxedge July 13, 2022

The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her

After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe

by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025