rubbing the ronald

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.

"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica

by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007

The Ronald McDonald

While having sex with someone doggie style (from behind), one reaches forward and inserts their fingers into the corners of the reciever's mouth. One then pulls back on the corners of the reciever's mouth effectively creating a large smile resembling that of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot for McDonalds.

Billy was doing Sarah last night and decided she needed to cheer up, so he gave her The Ronald McDonald. It didn't work!

by BDT of Utah March 16, 2009

the ronan

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.

I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time

by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

The Ronald McDonald Special

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

by Mormon X August 2, 2010

The Ronald ray-gun

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

The Ronaldo effect

It's when Ronaldo leaves a team then they automatically become shit

Man Utd fan: hey look how shit Man Utd have become after Ronaldo leaving
Real Madrid fan: I feel you bro, it's the ronaldo effect
Juventus fan: We have the longest winning streak in history after Ronaldo arriving

by mooezz69 October 20, 2018

The Ronald Reagan

When you piss on someone and steal their money (represents how Ronald Reagan screwed the economy)

Also giving someone crack after stealing the persons money

Jimmy: Hey, that guy just did The Ronald Reagan on me!

Jamal: I don't care, I got free crack!

by MF_FK0 September 13, 2020