Ranching

When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing

snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching

by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015

Ranch

To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about

"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"

by Brandonn February 02, 2008

ranch

The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and act like cattle

Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch

by acdegrees November 22, 2004

Ranch

The best fuckn side to your dish, whether you're at maccas or at a restaurant, you're gonna need some motha fukn RANCH. You need a shower... RANCH. You thirsty... RANCH. You need any loob... U NEED FUCKN RANCH.

ME: Yo, i forgot to wipe my ass this mornin after big poo poo.
FRIEND WHO's DADDY OWNS RANCH FACTORY: Yo i got you *gives him 1L tub of ranch*

by Girls That Paint March 01, 2019

Ranch

ranch means any ranch, literally any ranch (ranch means word, in this context. But you can use it any way you want.

For example~

Have you seen ranch?
WHAT THE RANCH??!
ARE YOU RANCHING ME??
ranch.

by ranch michele ranch ;) March 04, 2019

Ranch

The very existence of ranch is the most wonderful thing in the world and everybody should like it

Ranch tastes better than you.

by oofskadoof May 05, 2020

Ranch

Goes with everything!

Chase looked at James and said bro that jacket is “ranch”
Blake looked at Blaine as he licked his lips he said “ brooo that’s bitch is “ranch” she’s go good on anything!

by TurboTurtle December 17, 2018