kissed the pigeon

To resign (oneself) to failure; To accept defeat as inevitable

After calling his girlfriend a c*nt, Marcus realised he'd kissed the pigeon.

by daftfletcher February 24, 2011

Kevin The Pigeon

Louis Tomlinson's plastic pigeon, Kevin.

Kevin The Pigeon is a plastic pigeon.

by Chicken.168 July 31, 2016

Squawk the pigeon

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.

Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

by LimburgerCheese April 6, 2009

Roberto the pigeon

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera

Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?

by Robbie the pigeon October 11, 2018

Shave the pigeon

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

by mikegloady July 24, 2008

Pushing the pigeon

The act of trying but failing to motivate a group of people to a particular action our cause.

When you’re the only one in your squad who wants to do something, but you try rea hard to convince them of it’s merit.

Marco: how’s it guys, u tryna hit that ‘corn later at the quad.

Other: nah dude, quite pushing the pigeon on this issue.

by #BerdMan February 24, 2019

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021