Pokey the Penguin

He is a penguin that goes on many adventures like meeting new friends or eating Arctic Circle candy.

"I am Pokey the penguin!!!"

by TheWiggidy November 22, 2003

The Penguin

The coolest Batman villain of all time.

The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.

Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009

chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007

toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?

by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009