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Hym "MY question is... What would be the outcome of me making a YouTube channel... Clipping together a video of Jordan Peterson describing psychopaths... Paired with clips demonstrating that Jordan Peterson HAS DONE THOSE EXACT THINGS... And then sending the 200,000 people I sent to David's channel to THAT channel...... Ok. It looks like an immediate $4,000 per month... I could be doing that instead of this. That would be the outcome. I'd have to censor myself a little bit but that's ok... Maybe I'll do that at the 9.99 years mark. I said this was my disrespect and laziness speed run so (in the spirit of beating Mr. Beast) I'll do a video just under the amount of time it took for him to blow up."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Outcome = Merit

Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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Outcome

Hym "Oh, and to answer your other question, it depends to what degree the outcome is determined by biology."

Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"

Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.
The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island
by werdnum September 30, 2021
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Good outcome

You don't want a good outcome and you certainly don't want a good outcome for me or a better outcome for me than for yourself.
Hym "And again, who are are you using it on? Why are you using it? And if the answer to the first question is 'a certain class of people,' what's to stop you from doing it to people outside of that class? You own virtue? Ha! Hahahahaha! What virtue? That's why I try to be indiscriminate. But no. You don't need to use it for anything. You want to use it on me out of spite and you're a piece of shit for doing it and got a BUNCH of kids murdered. You can cover it up but I know... And YOU know... And you're dumb for doing that. I told you that would happen. So you clearly didn't want a good outcome... You wanted the things I said would happen to happen so you did the things I told you not to do and they did."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
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The best possible outcome

If...
Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.
Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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