Twilight The Movie

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-Noun

1. A Disney Hannah Montana Monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.

2. A series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.

3. Cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.

4. Robert Pattinson whose acting resembles a retarded giraffe with PMS.

5. Instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. The next day you wake up and realize you've been rapped in the mind.

Five 13 year old girls go to the theatre and see Twilight The Movie.

by Staticash April 23, 2009

The maxie draws

Is a person who’s very talented, wonderful and simps over some questionable character sometimes

The maxie draws simps over douma and kins him too

by Guacamole Guadamole July 16, 2021

fx has the movies

...a way of life, a style of living, mankinds one only perfect creation....

dude dawg, i was so fucked up last night i decided to hit up the tube and was some fx. then sum nigguhs came over and they was like.. yo b, lets go smoke sum shit up.. i b like nawww mann fx has the movies son you bettuh check yoself befo you wreck yoself maynnn... then they left.. and dem mo fuckuhs was missin out

by dog the real bounty hunter August 14, 2007

the movie

That sex-ed video you see in Middle School or early High School. They make the people as ugly as possible as well, so they can get away with showing you a vagina or a dick in school.

Guys, we gotta see The Movie in second period today! Woooooo!

by Bad_Vlad December 9, 2016

Price of the movie scene

Phrase: Any scene in a movie that justifies paying full ticket price.

Example #1: From 'American Beauty' "This is me jerking off in the shower." That's a Price of the movie scene right there.

Example #2 From 'Reign of Fire' The Gerard Butler/Christian Bale re-enactment of 'Empire Strikes Back' Total Price of the movie scene.

by flashwildecard September 15, 2010

The Movielife

The Movielife, the best band to have ever walked the earth (Now Extinct) was once believed to walk on water and heal the blind. They were believed to part the red sea and perform miracles on stage. What they accomplished can never be duplicated. (see also God.

Roberta: Hey Shaniqua, The MovieLIFE walked on water, today!

Shaniqua:I'd believe it!

by BrandNizzle311 April 13, 2004

bad time at the movies

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)

by el barto January 15, 2003