jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

Sike Sike Motorbike

Sike but funny and not unsikeable

Lil Miyah:You ugly
Sexy young man Cody:Sike Sike motorbike
Go follow me on ig @whotfiscody

by Follow whotfiscody on ig May 22, 2024

The Motorbike

A sexual position in which, an individual rides reverse cowgirl, releasing a massive fart onto the pelvis of the other. Therefore making an engine revving noise.

Yo, my girl and I were gettin sloppy and she hit the motorbike. Unfortunately we had taco bell earlier, so she sprayed diarrhea on my stomach. I kinda liked it though.

by Dongvader May 7, 2025

The Motorbike

When you're in the cowgirl position and your girl grabs your testicles like they are handles on a motorbike.

Are we doing the motorbike later tonight? My balls are feeling like they need to be handled.

by YOL September 23, 2019

Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)

Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!

by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022

do the motorbike

To put your face in a girl's boobs and make the noise of a motorbike shaking your head.

BigLow was kissing Jennifer on the disco's sofa when he put his face down to do the motorbike

by charlyybcn October 10, 2018