Mitten

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.

I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.

by CollyG September 12, 2009

Mittens

Mittens is a term used for infant mice. Like a baby goat is called a kid as a baby dog is a puppy.

MOM!!!! Can I please, PLEASE!!! get a mitten for my birthday!!! They are so cute!!!

Why of course not!!! Those animals are vile! My goodness young man! You should know better than to let some mittens into this house anyway!!

I HATE YOU!

by Mittens, mittens, baby mouse. April 1, 2010

mittens

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

mittens

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003

Mittens

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005

mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.

"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan

by MittenMaster May 17, 2011