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Mariana Trench

A term used to describe a piece of music that is so heavy and crushing that it could only have come from the deepest, darkest oceans.
"Hey dude. Have you checked out the new Ahab album yet?"
"Hell yeah, sooo heavy. That shit came straight from the Mariana Trench!"
by iamtheblackwizards September 2, 2016
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mariana trench trash

I can’t believe you like Susie she’s Mariana trench trash
by Big Rhino Boy October 5, 2019
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Marianas Trench Bitches

Girls with giant gaping pussies 7 inches deep or more.
"Yo, did you hook up with her?"
"Yeah, she's one of them marianas trench bitches. I almost got lost in there."
by FuzzyNuggets March 24, 2019
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Mariana Trench mouth

the condition of post-cunnilingus mouth funk
I need a breath mint before I go back to work. I've got Mariana Trench mouth.
by Willikin November 1, 2017
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Mariana trench

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.
There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022
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Marianas Trench

Marianas Trench is a Pop-Punk, Pop-Rock Pop (Newer Music), Emo (Older Music) band from Vancouver B.C, Canada. They first formed in 2001, but released their first song Say Anything on October 3rd, 2006. They currently have 4 studio albums out. Fix Me (2006), Masterpiece Theatre (2009), Ever After (2011), and Astoria (2015). In early 2015, they released an E.P album (Something Old, Something New) that consists of songs such as Here's to the Zeros and Pop 101. The other two songs (Primetime and Sicker Things) are by the band Ramsay Fiction, Lead Singer and Guitarist's former band. The band consists of, Josh Ramsay (Lead Vocals), Matt Webb (Guitarist, Back Up Vocals), Ian Casselman (Percussion, Back Up Vocals), and Mike Ayley (Bass, Back Up Vocals). They are currently in Europe on tour. November come, they will go on a Canadian tour. (Which, I am very excited for.)
Friend: "Hey, do you have any new music to listen to? I'm very bored and have nothing currently to do."
Me: "Yeah, I can lend you an earbud... Oh, but all I have is Marianas Trench."
Friend: "Oh okay, I'll just go stand over here and read a book"
Me: *Tear*
by ilikebandsandshit October 12, 2016
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Mariana trench

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.
There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022
mugGet the Mariana trenchmug.

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