koof

Your head, To get/recieve head

Im going to ge me some koof from my gurl tonight.

by Matthew E. October 11, 2007

Koofed

To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked

When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.

by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020

Koof

The literal definition is to shoot/hit something living so hard and in such a way that the body above the waist is blown into bits while the waist down remains mostly intact. It can be used in slang terms to describe any kind of violent killing however and as an onomonopia in the same situations.

The shotgun I got in borderlands koofs most enemies if I aim for their torso.

by Michal Thrust November 4, 2011

koof

1. to kill jokes consistantly.

Oops I pulled a koof.

by Bobby1987 June 24, 2005

koof

A word that I created one night. It's un-questionably the greatest word of all-time.

Koof! - Me

by Scooter July 3, 2004

koof

To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.

Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.

by phantom oddity August 12, 2004

koof

To ruin, spoil, harm, or cause damage to.

Oh you koofed that up, didn't you?

by Estookay April 27, 2003