John Cena

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.

John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*

by JimmyJimm January 18, 2006

John Cena

The reason WWE sucks right now.
Vince McMahon be kissing his ass but he doesn't care about others.

John Cena is for kiddies.

by PeterRDGriffin September 27, 2009

John Cena

A below average wrestler that now compete on RAW. He is the current WWE champ. His wrestling ability is very crappy, and his gimmick is even worse. He also has one of the worst finisher ever, the F-U. The move is nothing more than a fireman's carry into a body slam. It doesn't make since why it would hurt at all. Cena was the reason SD! sucked so bad for so long. Thank god Benoit is there now. Cena turns away viewers. If it wasn't for the rest of the people on RAW roster, RAW would be in very low ratings right now. Simply put, Cena sucks.

Person 1: Cena is the shit! Wordlife!
Person 2: Only marks and women ike Cena. Quit being a mark.

by Cena Sucks July 15, 2008

John Cena

A dumbass wannabe marine who has made the WWE championship belt look like a toy with a spinning WWE logo in the center that hypnotizes the young fans and girls into liking him. Hes suppose to be the fan favorite and the biggest face in the WWE but gets booed by the majority of WWE fans(men)and is only loved by kids 8-16 and females(mostly fat, ugly, and slutty).

wrestling fan: How is John Cena the best?

female: cuz hes liek soooo HAWT!!!!

kid: cuz hes th best lolz!!!11

by Ivan. December 30, 2008

john cena

One of the worst wrestlers in history,although he sucks he is the WWE champion because random retards love him.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.

There's kurt angle and outstanding wrestler who works very hard, but oh wait there's a white rapper.Lets make him WWE Champ !!!111oneone

by Vince McMahon Jr September 3, 2005

John Cena

A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.

Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?

by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009

John Cena

An abomination of a human being. Played the demon in Exorcist and has been pursuing a career in wrestling and cant hack it. Always moaning about numerous injuries and getting his ass wooped in the arena. Should quit while he's ahead.

Did you see John Cena in the Exorcist?

by samuk123 June 27, 2009