a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.
Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!
by kds818 May 24, 2011
Get the Ironman Widow mug.The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.
by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 02, 2005
Get the wackoff ironman mug.the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"
by STLCARDS2LIFE July 06, 2011
Get the Ironman Gideon mug.A variation on the traditional tequila shot involving salt, tequila and lime. To do the Ironman Tequila Shot, snort a line of salt, drink a shot of tequila, and squeeze a lime in your eye. This can be followed up by a punch in the face or a kick in the junk by one of your drinking buddys.
by ballsdeep4jesus August 19, 2008
Get the Ironman Tequila mug.The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line
Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
by trollolrun March 16, 2017
Get the ironman triathlon mug.A competition amongst the male populace to see who can go the longest without sexual interaction or masturbating during the time of lent. That means no masturbating, handjobs, blowjobs, penetration, or any other form of sexual interactions that could possibly result in orgasms.
by rsnyper February 11, 2010
Get the Ironman Challenge mug.A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
by socollege December 07, 2009
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