The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

The impossible cartwheel by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

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The Impossible Quiz

A game made by DeviantArt user Splapp-Me-Do in 2007, the game is infamous for the fact that it is extremely hard.
It has 110 questions in total.
There are 5 installments, these are as follows: The Impossible Quiz Demo, The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz 2, The Impossible Quiz Book, and the Impossible Quizmas.

Answer Key for the first 4 questions
Q1: 4
Q2: No, but a tin can
Q3: K.O
Q4: The Answer (in question)
Answer key for the first 4 questions in **the impossible quiz 2**
Q1: Up his sleevies
Q2: Paint
Q3: Earth
Q4: American

The Impossible Quiz by WannaBeBritishPerson October 1, 2023

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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

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the almost impossible game show

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.

Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!

the almost impossible game show by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017

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the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.

Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?

the mission impossible by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014

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the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

the mission impossible by steady10 September 6, 2012

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

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