The Helen Keller 

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller

Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!

The Helen Keller by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010

The Helen Keller 

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

The Helen Keller by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

The Helen Keller 

This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.

Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.

The Helen Keller by gtheg April 1, 2008

The Hellen Kellar 

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

The Hellen Kellar by Zachary E December 15, 2006

The Hellen Kellar 

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

The Hellen Kellar by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

The Helen Keller 

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.

I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.

The Helen Keller by Colton Moore May 21, 2009

The Helen Keller 

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

The Helen Keller by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010