Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

pimp hand of god

my sexy ass boyfriend

he is one pimp hand of god.

by pimp hand of god! June 18, 2015

Hand of god

the hand given to aid a person to splut one off

got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany

by dik January 23, 2004

the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 22, 2006

Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021