hamburgler

a girl that is so fat..all the worlds missing cheese burgers are in her chins

John: hey jason, were where you at this weekend
Jason: over at hamburglers
John...oh...damn!!

by urbanjedi23 June 10, 2011

hamburgler

noun, Any guy who steals a girl or a group of girls from another guy or group of guys.

See all those girls Dj is chillin with, he's a straight up hamburgler, he got them from mikey and his freinds.

by Biff Winton November 18, 2006

hamburgler

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.

Greg Huff is a hamburgler

by niki dosland March 4, 2005

hamburgler

The most unstoppable running back in NFL street. Takes after his creator, Eric Tai, in looks and mental capability.

OMEGA!!!!!!
X-Factor!!!
SWOLLEEEEE!

by ddt7 November 18, 2004

hamburgle

to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.

"so man, did you get any the other night?"

"yeah dude, I hamburgled that ass all night long"

by hamburgler123 August 21, 2009

Hamburgled

A miserable condition, whereby an object or thing, has been bruised and mutilated, beyond repair or any remedy.

Tom the feline cat just hamburgled the family's pet ferret.

Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled

by Chubbin' Flowers April 23, 2015

hamburgler

a man or women who steals your oppertunity to score. "Last night Adam was a hamburgerler and fucked my kim"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003