by Gojaddy November 25, 2023
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Get the The Faith effect mug.when a male ejaculates into their partners belly-button crevice and proceeds to punch them in the sides and making the man-juice shoot up like a geyser.
by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007
Get the The old faithful mug.The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"
by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007
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by bob April 29, 2006
Get the faith of the heart mug.In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come
by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
Get the First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith mug.I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?
by Death Menace April 21, 2022
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