The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

the dirty globe trotter

when one sticks their finger in another's vagina or ass and spins them like a basketball

dude, he did the dirty globe trotter to her during the pep rally

by alicat2539 November 8, 2019

The Dirty Garf

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp

Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"

by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023

The Dirty Gomez

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.

Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.

by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023

The Dirty Gavin

One man sits in a chair while the second proceeded to pass gas in his face, while a third proceeded to give oral sex to the receiver of the gas.

Yo bros, you wanna do the dirty Gavin tonight?
Dude that dirty Gavin was crazy last night.

by Srd-lrb November 6, 2024

The dirty girl

When you wipe up on an adults ass and give them a hand job.

Mud cricketing the dirty girl.

by EddieBrock5 May 30, 2024

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025