You see a girl at the bar who is hot, emo, punk, goth, mexican, cacausian, black, asian, middle-class, upper-middle class, and or rich
You go and sit at the bar next to the lady
You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable
At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.
Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.
After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.
After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.
Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.
Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
You go and sit at the bar next to the lady
You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable
At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.
Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.
After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.
After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.
Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.
Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
A person who tries to blend in with a certain crowd, usually preps, just to get the satisfaction of being cool. Of course, they are just fooling themselves that they have a life and are at all interesting.
by Emma Wilson June 21, 2005
by Dude June 18, 2006
Someone that has a lazy eye or some kind of stigmatism that makes one eye go off in another direction than the other eye. Hence, a chameleon.
Jeff was hit in the eye with a baseball early on in his life, turning him into a chameleon. At least he can look at porn and watch if his parents are coming in the driveway at the same time.
by MikeydaV May 20, 2006
Pedro: Crystal was hot yesterday, but today she doesn't look good at all.
Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.
Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.
by Alex December 5, 2004
1) a person who is not a loyal individual. a person who talks shit about person a when he/she is in the company of person b and talks shit about person b when he/she is in the company of person a. a person who is superficially a good friend.
2) also can be used to describe actions that are of a disloyal nature.
3) also can be used an exclamation when an action is of a disloyal nature
antonym: cheetah
2) also can be used to describe actions that are of a disloyal nature.
3) also can be used an exclamation when an action is of a disloyal nature
antonym: cheetah
1) She's always doing things like that behind her so-called friends' backs - she's such a chameleon.
2) She definitely lied...that was so chameleon.
3) (a friend just threw water in your face and you exclaim) "CHAMELEON!!"
2) She definitely lied...that was so chameleon.
3) (a friend just threw water in your face and you exclaim) "CHAMELEON!!"
by Lucy Blair March 16, 2006
My friend Jeanette, who is a mexican can make her self look like a white, asian or even a black person. She is a Chameleon.
by joe1 August 2, 2005