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Grenade Buzzer Beater

When you have a shit night and you wanted get laid and there was no one in your standards to take home, so as the the club is closing you grab a grenade and take her home..
Its like Kobe Byrant in the 4th quarter, you need some points fast, so as time is going down.. you hit a Grenade Buzzer Beater, grab whats left and toss her in the cab and head home.. Winning style

you with your boys about to go out and halla at them, that you hope that don't have to pull G.B.B... cause getting up in the morning, you wish you went home alone
by Tank0714home_run June 1, 2011
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kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.
Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job
by josh holts May 12, 2004
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Taco Bell Buzzer Beater

After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.
Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.
by 213409523458092 May 3, 2014
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buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
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The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater
I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater
by Mark1717 December 8, 2020
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Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.
Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”
by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021
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Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
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