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THE BEAN BURRITO

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You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse
by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008
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The Horny Burrito

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the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
by hornyasanything June 21, 2009
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That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013
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The Saddest Burrito

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When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018
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The Golden Burrito

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When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
by Lisaharv September 4, 2015
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burrito in the fridge

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Similar to "elephant in the room".

A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.
"Hey Robert? I think we need to talk about the burrito in the fridge."
by rotatingrocks February 1, 2012
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