THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
an assumed list of rules between guys
general things you just dont do to your bros.
bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.
general things you just dont do to your bros.
bro code rule # 1 - bros before hoes
Bro coed rule #87 - never sleep with your friends ex.
-dude!
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible
- what man?
- Its in the bro code! you just dont do that!
i cant believe you slept with my ex man!
- man, i feel terrible
by M, Fo May 1, 2008
The set of rules that is determined amongst a group of friends. This code can include anything from dating rules to what type of food must be cooked at a bro night. The Bro Code can also include punishments for breaking these rules & laws, and they must be followed if you wish to stay within the circle of bros.
Guy #1: Dude, last night I got laid by Derek's ex-girlfriend.
Guy #2: You violated Bro Code! You know the punishment for sleeping with a friend's ex!
Guy #1: Aww, and I had just got rid of the bruises from last time...
Guy #2: You violated Bro Code! You know the punishment for sleeping with a friend's ex!
Guy #1: Aww, and I had just got rid of the bruises from last time...
by Tanner P. June 2, 2010
The sacred code held between Bros. Its closest equivalent or counterpart is Girl Code. To break code with one of your Bros is a blasphemous, sacrilegious, and high Bro treason.
To break the code of Bro is to break the Brolific bond you might have with your Bros.
To break the code of Bro is to break the Brolific bond you might have with your Bros.
Example ~
Bro 1: "hey dudes, please don't tell my GF i came to play poker tonight, she'd be totally pissed Bro."
Bros 2 and 3: "Don't even trip man, Bro code."
An example of Bro Code being defiled:
Bro 1: "Dude! I just found out my best Bro has been coming to my apartment and fucking my girl and drinking my beer!"
Bro 2: " Thats ghey as fuck dude, you should totally beat his bitch ass."
Bro 1: "hey dudes, please don't tell my GF i came to play poker tonight, she'd be totally pissed Bro."
Bros 2 and 3: "Don't even trip man, Bro code."
An example of Bro Code being defiled:
Bro 1: "Dude! I just found out my best Bro has been coming to my apartment and fucking my girl and drinking my beer!"
Bro 2: " Thats ghey as fuck dude, you should totally beat his bitch ass."
by wang chung wong shu August 20, 2008
a 'code' follwed almost exclusivley by teenage boys.
a bro is always up for wingmanning
if your bro liked her first, back off ((this one shouldn't be followed if the female in question has feeling for the bro told to back off))
dont be an asshole
bros before hoes
dicks before chicks
a bro is always up for wingmanning
if your bro liked her first, back off ((this one shouldn't be followed if the female in question has feeling for the bro told to back off))
dont be an asshole
bros before hoes
dicks before chicks
by douchedick asshat April 3, 2013
The bro code is a set of unwritten rules that must be followed by all the boys. You are not taught the bro code through lessons but rather learn it through experience
by Sted bonk January 27, 2020
Conversation that friends have that only they can understand, many times this is used when describing other surroundings when opposite sexes are around, a distinguished lingual that is understood by each party as a set meaning, language that can be many words or just a few that have meaning, this language can also be taps, hand shakes, winks, nods or other forms of body language
Bobby saw this real hot girl standing with her friend, looked over at James and flapped his arm as bro code, telling James he needs him as a wingman
by Anthony Kranz August 26, 2007